Is your wand like a wizard's?
Update your dick.
It's like she's grabbing a baby's arm.
My dong is now a Grecian Column.
This Christmas stuff her box with a bigger dong.
She told me it felt like a baseball bat.
It's like 7, no 8 Fingers.
She'll Come Every Time Your Pole Hits the Position.
Make your dong the width of a goblin's finger.
See your dick your from space.
Use it as a kickstand.
She'll never poop right again.