Add extra inches to your war cannon.
Rock her world with your elongated bayonet.
Shoot further with your flamethrower of love.
Make her pull the pin on your new sex grenade.
You'll feel like the king of the old west when you're packing a bigger pistol.
Mob bosses will have nothing on your huge machine gun.
Ram your massive submarine into her battleship.
She'll get more than bubblegum from your huge bazooka.
